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Exclusive: Big Bang Theory's Raj, Bones' Sweets Embroiled in Unorthodox Love Triangle

Jane Bennet! What have you gotten up to?

Personally- I vote for Raj- he almost never gets mixed up with serial killers.

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fuckyeahforensics:

Here’s a look at what those stains are trying to tell you.

1 Angular If the victim was on the move, drops hit at an angle. The more oblique the impact, the longer the drop’s tail. The head points in the direction the person was traveling.
2 High Velocity (term not really used anymore)
Misty, diffuse spatter is created by external force greater than 100 feet per second — which usually means a gunshot, an explosion, or (seriously) a sneeze.


3 Hair Impact
A traumatic impact between head and surface tends to leave a stain with feathered edges, like someone squished a loaded paintbrush against the wall.

4 Hair Swipe If the smear fades out in one direction, the head was likely bloody before contact. The lightest edge of the swipe points in the direction the head was traveling.
5 Fabric Swipe More fluid than hair swipes, these stains sometimes display the imprint of the bloodied clothing. T-shirt weaves are often the easiest patterns to decipher.

fuckyeahforensics:

Here’s a look at what those stains are trying to tell you.

1 Angular
If the victim was on the move, drops hit at an angle. The more oblique the impact, the longer the drop’s tail. The head points in the direction the person was traveling.

2 High Velocity (term not really used anymore)
Misty, diffuse spatter is created by external force greater than 100 feet per second — which usually means a gunshot, an explosion, or (seriously) a sneeze.
3 Hair Impact
A traumatic impact between head and surface tends to leave a stain with feathered edges, like someone squished a loaded paintbrush against the wall.

4 Hair Swipe
If the smear fades out in one direction, the head was likely bloody before contact. The lightest edge of the swipe points in the direction the head was traveling.

5 Fabric Swipe
More fluid than hair swipes, these stains sometimes display the imprint of the bloodied clothing. T-shirt weaves are often the easiest patterns to decipher.

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AMERICAN MARVEL VIEWERS?

helenofeddis:

who-am-i-lovely:

helenofeddis:

who-am-i-lovely:

When you watch Captain America 2 what things does he have on his list of things to catch up on? I’m from Australia and his list seemed too Australian to me (Steve Irwin, Tim Tams)

There are different lists in different major release countries, yeah—we’ve got stuff like I Love Lucy, the moon landing, and Steve Jobs. The U.K. had Sherlock on it. Here are the different lists.

Now what exactly are Tim Tams?

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Whoa, I totally want one of those. Holy shit, it’s like an oreo only bigger and all chocolate.

Tim  Tams were the food item I consumed the most when I lived in New Zealand.I loved them so much I knew never to get the fancy kinds, because those came with only 10 cookies instead of 12- and more Time Tams were always better than thicker Tim Tams. Best with a cup of hot chocolate. You bite off two corners on a diagonal and drink the hot cocoa through the Tim Tam like a straw and then when it gets mushy shove the melty chocolate bliss into your mouth.

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thiswontbebigondignity:

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digivolvin:

fake!married is the best trope and i never tire of it no matter how many are written and how badly they end up being. undercover!married is even better. “we have to lull our adversary into complacency by being as MARRIED AS POSSIBLE.” 

#we must be SO VERY MARRIED #EXTREMELY DATING #FULL-ON LAP-SITTING IN LOVE #for crime fighting purposes

"Ain’t that right, honeybunch?"
"That’s right, poopyhead."

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